200670 Advertising Manager

Hey guys, I'm launching my biggest website EVER this week, and I want it to go live with a BANG. I need an advertising manager anyway, so I've decided to try to find one here on SL. This is NOT a job posting, it is a project. So heres the project: I'm launching my new website later this week, so you have to be ready. I need someone who can take care of all the free advertising for me, WITHOUT SPAMMING. I WILL BE CHECKING MOST OF THE REFERING URLS, AND IF I SEE SPAM, YOU WILL BE IN TROUBLE. I'm looking for a couple thousand visitors, with a good turnout for members. Users to my site will have to sign up, and confirm their cellphone number to be counted as a member, so you can't unleash bots on my site and think you can scam me :) I will require a report at the end that tells me EVERYTHING you did. This is a one day job, so no search engine work is envolved, nor link building or banner buying. You'll need to get the word out on forums etc. I am looking to hit a few thousand members on the first day alone. If you do a good job, you can garuntee yourself a monthly salaried job. Now along with you doing whatever you want that is FREE, I will require a few things that you MUST do. 1. First page of Digg- this is required 2. All advertising must be free (this is a test, you will have a monthly marketing budget if you do recieve a job with me along with your salary) 3. NO SPAM What I need from you: -How many members do you think you can get me in one day? -Your price -Give me some references/ideas that you have -Do you think you can make it to the first page of Digg? Do let me know who actually read the whole project description, please post "112233478" in your PMB! Thanks Mike P.S. Post on PMB to find out more about the website etc.