Convert PHP code to ASP

PLEASE BID ONLY IF YOU CAN COMPLETE THIS IN THE NEXT 3-4 HOURS. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MINE OTHERWISE. AND I MEAN IT I WILL NOT PAY ANYONE IF THE TIME PASSED AND I DO GET THE FILE I have a PHP file (see attached) with around 587 lines of PHP code. I want someone to convert it to ASP 3.0 . The requirements are: 1. to have the same functionality as the PHP file (so keep the logic) 2. to be error free from syntax errors 3. use the exact same names for variables and database records etc. 4. convert PHP MySQL commands to MSACCESS ADO commands Please add the work "PHP2ASP" in your bid.