Jacked Fruits

My friends and I need a badass design for a team shirt. We are two girls and two guys joining a CrossFit competition and we are called The Jacked Fruits. I'd like for someone to draw badass fruits with muscles in formation at the center of the shirt. Our names/characters are Slaughtermelon (watermelon/male), Fineapple (pineapple/female), Cherry Popper (cherry/male) and Rawberry (strawberry/female). We are imagining a group of villainous fruits carrying gym equipment like barbells, dumbbells, kettlebells, etc. as weapons. Since we probably will suck so much, we might as well kill the shirt game. The more intimidating, the better. Also, I'm open to other fruit ideas...